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Azure__Phoenix

It is the Broodwich
See, told ya.
I tasted mustard.
Yeah... Dijon mustard.
Well... how come no bacon?
Bacon is extra!
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Alone.... [18 Feb 2006|10:14am]
I dont know why..... but without her... I will forever be alone.... why do I love her?

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[25 Jan 2006|10:31am]
HAPPY FUCKING WINTER-EEN-MAS BITCHES!

HAPPY WINTER-EEN-MAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD GAME!

NOW GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE LOVE OF THE BEST, MOST MAGNIFICENT, THE ONLY FIVE DAY HOLIDAY FOR GAMERS GALORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO IT OR I WILL PWN JOO N00B!!!!!

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(yes i did copy and paste this from my myspace.) [25 Jan 2006|09:01am]
Well this is going to actully be a serious blog for once. (shocking I know).

My life is finaly coming back to somewhat of an order. Yes its true. The path here was filled with all kinds of pain and misery and me having to hurt people emotionaly, but heres the details as much to my recolection can abide.

Tomorrow I send Amy back home to Indiana, the first step in making my life right agian. I never should have offered to help her all i did was add misery to both our lives. So once thats over and done with i can get on with everything. I know Ive fucked her up pretty bad but this is whats best for both of us, besides a maniacle sociopath does not need to be around a psychotic bitch.

But the empty space downstairs will be filled up almost immediatly as my old roomate, Luke is moving back, why and for waht reasons I do not know but all I know is that he is more welcome.

I also got asked if two of my friends, Brittany and Becky can move in relativly soon, I told them yes of course, theyd just have to stay in my room, one bed one futon or what ever, it dosnt matter to me since we will be sleeping at differant time intervals. This also makes me happy somewhat to have two good friends even closer by when Im bored or lonely or something.

And on the topic of Becky, shes finally found a very charming man that I actully aprove of her dating and wouldnt even think about trying to mess up her relationship with him. Im so happy she finaly found someone else to treat her right and not fuck her over like the other douche bags shes had in the past, myself included.

Things are actully going somewhat smooth at work too. I havnt felt the urge to kill in a while, I guess that my week long vacation relaxed me somehow even though ive been crippled.

Video game wise Im in an electronic heaven. I have my X collection, My Resident Evils, My WoW expansion coming out soon, and of course my Soul Callibur III.

Over all I'm finaly on the verge of happiness. I'm not gonna let something (or someone) Completly fuck it up this time. This time its for realzys no fake outs. Im even gonna go play some Halo later and super plasma frag some bitches. After I renew my X-box live accnt of course.

Things are finaly looking up. The days of the Dark Phoenix are coming to an end and Azure will reign supreme once more. Happy times will come again, just as I was happy when I had Buh around to keep me sane, now I can do it for myself, feel an inner salvation that only i can achieve. A light through the dark clouds of my soul.

The raging storm of chaos is over........

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X is in the hiz-ouse!!!! [20 Jan 2006|07:04am]
Thats right bitches. I got the Megaman X collection!!!!!! My life will be complete once I beat it then I will be able to fully execute myself in a somewhat erotic manner.

BTW Amber..... I think I figured out how to un ban you lol. But then again.... I have no idea how i did it in the first place sooooooo yeah..... my bad.....

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Holy Crip, hes a cpapple! [14 Jan 2006|07:34am]
yep. thats me. i am now a cripple. what with a fratcured scaphoid in my right hand, i have become totaly useless. not to mention im in constant pain. i cant even play video games. a week off work and i cant play video games *sigh* i hate my life......

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any takers? [11 Jan 2006|03:10am]
So yeah, anyone with enough hate and loathing or hell even the slightest grudge against me is more then welcome to come and kill me. It would be a humongorz favor.

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[21 Dec 2005|09:05pm]
ha..... Just haha.

http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php

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welllll [02 Nov 2005|10:53am]
Well...... all i can really say is holy fuck. ya know? Once my life gets settled in and i have got a nice daily routine of normality going on, Arthur Dent Shows up and pushes the Improbabilty Drive right before normality can be totaly restored. To summarize it is short......

I'm back into D-mavericks.

Lukes 2 weeks from leaving.

I've asked for a raise.

Amy is moving down to live with me.

Ive cut my hair.

I don't really care for WoW all too much anymore (some though)

And there is a bowl of petunias and a very confused looking sperm whale hurtling toward the center of my parking lot at 300 miles per hour.

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AHHHHHH FUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! [19 Oct 2005|02:10am]
this goddamn computer is pissing me off. I have had 3 diferant fucking XP discs, 2 differant CD drivers and no fucking success. I don't fucking get it. I've had it installed on this drive before but now it dosnt even wanna try. This is fucked up. I have an uber 1337 comp and i can't even use it. Fucking electronics....... damn them. FUCK YOU BILL GATES! YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN WINDOWS!

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Ummmm........ [01 Oct 2005|08:35am]
So yeah..... Living, in general is just not fun. But living with four other people..... *twitch* I can stand two easily. But four? Its not so much anything they do, its just... crowded. Cause now theres always someone here. I can't even enjoy my days off or WoW or get drunk casue I'm always being watched or *shudder* talked to. Other then that lifes the same. Ish. I've been notified that I'm one of 9 in line for a promotion at work and that I'm at the top of the list. So I guess thats good, I'm gonna need to be making more money soon.

I bought a Gameboy Advance SP. (Yeah I finaly let go of the old school Grey back) Got Zelda(original) and Minish Cap. Beat em. Now I'm bored again. I recieved word that they are making a Zelda Movie...... that kinda irks me. Unless its uber godly I will have to cry in shame then crawl into a dark paper bag and kill myself in the head. Of course I may just pretend that its Uber Godly and brag about it anyway as I did with the first Resident Evil movie and hope that it redeems itsellf with a sequel XD.

So yeah, thats about all I got..... ain't got much. Damn it.... ive been awake too long... now I'm hungry....

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Betcha didn't see this coming [13 Sep 2005|02:54pm]
So yeah I'm actully updating. Where to go?... Hmmmm well I'm alive, unfortunatly. Just narowly avoided a big scrape which i had no will to escape but the fates were on my side so I get to live freely again. Yay? Hmmm Well 90% of my friends have all but turned their backs on me for whatever reason they feel necessary but frankly, I could just give 2 1/2 shits less. Umm lets see, OH most important thing, I'm single again. Thank god. Note to self: Stay out of relationships, especialy with people who have issues. <------ Will listen to others from now on.

But yeah on to the only reason I'm actuly posting.....

MANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING POST, EMAIL, CALL, DATE RAPE, SOMETHING! I miss you :'( Do me. If you see this much <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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[15 Jul 2005|07:36am]
Leave a one word comment that you think talks the most trash about me. I mean it, rail on my ass.
You better be MEAN. bitches.

Then repost this in your journal so I can do the same thing.

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Hell yeah Bitches! [30 May 2005|05:38am]
You scored as General Grievous.

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General Grievous

67%

Yoda

56%

Darth Vader

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Emperor Palpatine

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Anakin Skywalker

50%

R2-D2

44%

Mace Windu

42%

Obi Wan Kenobi

33%

Chewbacca

33%

C-3PO

33%

Padme Amidala

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Clone Trooper

28%

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The Impossible has happened. [26 May 2005|06:32am]
[ mood | determined ]

After single handedly taken on 5 people at once and deafeating them flawlessly, I faced my hardest challenge as a Jedi Knight. Noodle. A skinny little 17 year old high school now senior. Whooped my ass. In a dress too! I have no idea how it happened. I mean I am trained to the highest level of Lightsaber battling htere is. How could this happen? I blame it on the ffact that I couldn't really move seeing as how we werein my room and were confined to one area. But that means only one thing. My training is not complete. Anakin and Obi Wan dueled stationary. I must perfect the art, I will avenge the loss of my right arm. DAMN YOU NOODLE! Retribution is at hand. Off to my training. (Insert Empire Theme here.)

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[17 May 2005|10:10am]
8 Days of Hell. Coming soon to a LiveJournal near you. The real life story of my life for the past 8 days as sen through the eyes of someone with an overactive imagination.

"8 Days of Hell"
May, 2005

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[14 May 2005|04:23am]
Hmm lets just say that I am so freakin 1337! Whos the most hated person at Wal-Mart? This cat is. Know why because I am in line for yet, another freakin raise! I'm up to 8 bucks an hour now. Fuck all you bitches, I have authoratah!

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[01 May 2005|07:29am]
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Fashion Geekiness: Highest

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[27 Apr 2005|02:14am]
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
-Ash
-Azure
-Nectenanbo's heir

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
- Azure__phoenix
- 6azurephoenix04
- Ohoenixian Wraith

THREE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
- I
- Dont
- Know

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
- Eqyptian
- Irish
- Demonic

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
- Clowns
-
-

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
- Food
- Water
- Blood

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
- Black Ls Shirt
- Penguin Pj's
- Earrings

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS: (singers)
- A
- F
- I

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
- Duno
-
-

-THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
- I would die if
- I said what I
- have to do

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
- I just woke up
- I need a shower
- Everyone really caresa bout me

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX[/SAME SEX] THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
- Does it
- even maatter
- anymore?

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
- Be happy
- be loved
- feel pity

THREE OF YOUR HOBBIES:
- No
- time for
- hobies

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
- Die
- Move time forward
- PLay WoW

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
- LIke I
- have a
- Choice

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
- Nowhere
-
-

THREE KIDS’ NAMES:
- Malachi
- Zelda
- Link

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
- LOL
- Time is
- s fator

THREE PEOPLE WHO NOW HAVE TO DO THIS. OR ELSE:
- anyone
- who fucking
- Wants

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[25 Apr 2005|07:29am]
Well all I have to say is, W00t! I did it again! For the third job running I have been told and I quote, "Your probably the best stock person we have right now. I've probably already told you this but, your doing an excellent job" and also qouted, "In fact your already in line for a raise and possibly a promotion next month."

*dances" Oo da laly! I kick SO much ass. Now I know how everyone on every shift knows who I am. I'm the talk of Wal-Mart! Once again, my popularity increases!

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[22 Apr 2005|08:38am]

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The sad part is, this actully sounds like somehtign the two of us would do.

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